You can pull a Jared by creepily asking for the mayonnaise to be slowly spread over your 6 inch. If wearing glasses, intensely stare over the frame at the "sandwich artist".
by joemammy September 03, 2016
1. To break something extremely hard to fix or very expensive
2. To pass out or black out in a random place, or at a random time
2. To pass out or black out in a random place, or at a random time
1. " So yeah i was swinging on your refrigerator door, and it happened to fall off man."
2. "You see Jared passed out on the roof?"
"Yeah man just him pulling a jared again"
2. "You see Jared passed out on the roof?"
"Yeah man just him pulling a jared again"
by Sethhh March 18, 2010
1. When a guy reads the communist manifesto, understands nothing he read, but changes his entire lifestyle.
He now is extremely feminine, listens to emo, dates "easy" women. Disrespects women, and hates the system that puts the shirt on his back.
2. claiming to support the proletariat, but he is not one himself.
3. doing something obviously hypocratic
4. see emo
He now is extremely feminine, listens to emo, dates "easy" women. Disrespects women, and hates the system that puts the shirt on his back.
2. claiming to support the proletariat, but he is not one himself.
3. doing something obviously hypocratic
4. see emo
by The Real Proletariat April 10, 2005