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The best player in all of baseball. He can hit for average, power, and can draw a ridiculous amount of walks. He is also a good fielder, and one of the few remaining good clean players left.
Pujols is also the homophone for the word "poo-holes"
Pujols is also the homophone for the word "poo-holes"
Balls Deep: selects Alex Rodriguez with the 1st overall pick...
Pitchers and Catchers: Haha fucking idiot took A-Roid over "M V Pujols". What a shit tard!
Albert Pujols likes to stick his weiner in the ladies poo-holes.
Pitchers and Catchers: Haha fucking idiot took A-Roid over "M V Pujols". What a shit tard!
Albert Pujols likes to stick his weiner in the ladies poo-holes.
by SKYYGUYY March 29, 2009
May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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Amazing first baseman for the St. Louis Cardinals. Only player in MLB history to start his career with three seasons of hitting .300 with 30 homers, 100 rbi, and 100 runs scored. Could end up as one of the best hitters ever.
Albert Pujols is sick.
by Dewey August 01, 2004
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the best pure hitter in baseball that DOESNT use steriods *cough* barry bonds jason giambi and gary sheffield. also a good fielder
by stlsportsfan April 07, 2005
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baseball player for the St. Louis Cardinals, whose batting numbers are so great, they can be compared to that of any other hitter in history
by snorgle October 19, 2003
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domincan first basemen for the st. louis cardinals
nice ass and alot of talent
cute accent and strong arms that can pin you down
nice ass and alot of talent
cute accent and strong arms that can pin you down
by Albert's queen June 27, 2006