To tease a man so much that they get an erection, then at the last minute before anything happens between the two of you, say something so disgusting or something that is such a turn off that their dick is softer than play dough then leave him be.
John: "Oh hey man, how'd it go with Julie last night?"
David: "Not good John, I got pugged. I knew it when she started talking about her mom's ingrown toenails."
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David: "Not good John, I got pugged. I knew it when she started talking about her mom's ingrown toenails."
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by rabbits with rabies May 29, 2016
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as βplanetary protection.β Planetary protection / quarantine βreflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.β
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as βplanetary protection.β Planetary protection / quarantine βreflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.β
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
A man or (woman) that claims ownership or one who pet sits or even has temporary custody of the Chinese Canine know as the Pug (disambiguation) can also be substituted by Dutch bulldog, Dutch mastiff, Mini mastiff, Mops, or a Carlin.
While in custody the Pug, the individual uses the Pug's natural captivating character, remarkable personality, and overall lovable fascinating docile but also vivacious nature in order to gain carnal knowledge of another individual of the opposite gender. Intercorse being the ultimate prize, however any know bodily fluids are acceptable.
While in custody the Pug, the individual uses the Pug's natural captivating character, remarkable personality, and overall lovable fascinating docile but also vivacious nature in order to gain carnal knowledge of another individual of the opposite gender. Intercorse being the ultimate prize, however any know bodily fluids are acceptable.
" I was walking Connor on the beach the other day and I Pugged this sweet Surfer Chick from CofC!"
" Met this MILF and Red's ! One look at Connor and I KNEW I was getting Pugged that night!"
"I am so sore from getting Pugged all weekend , I have send that beast Connor the Pouch Palace so I can get some rest"
" Met this MILF and Red's ! One look at Connor and I KNEW I was getting Pugged that night!"
"I am so sore from getting Pugged all weekend , I have send that beast Connor the Pouch Palace so I can get some rest"
by IOP2305 April 02, 2013
Jul 15 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

