A great boyfriend who is very playful and strong but so cute and cuddly at the same time!

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Puffin means when someone is acting hard.

The biggest, baddest bitch you will ever encounter. Shes white too. And shes real.

The act of smoking.

Any Pelagic seabird of the genus Fratercula.

A cute pet name to give your boyfriend.