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A more honest name for the city of Orlando, Florida
Do you sell body armor? I have to go to Puerto Lando tomorrow.
by mega oper July 10, 2008
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Jun 29 Word of the Day
to tell someone to calm down and relax.
"OMG IM GONNA FAIL MY TEST AND MY PARENTS R GONNA KILL ME AND IM GONNA GET GROUNDED AND-"
"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"WOOOOSAHHHH"
by Ashley Laberge March 12, 2004
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