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A penis fart. Equivalent to the female vagina fart or "Queef" as it is more commonly called. Instead of a fart sound like a queef, the pueef will make a whistling sound.
*TWEET* "What the hell was that? Did some one just whistle?"
Bob answers, "Oh sorry dude I just Pueefed
Bob answers, "Oh sorry dude I just Pueefed
by Dare Devil2010 March 30, 2010
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Linda: I was sucking his dick so hard when he came it sounded like his dick farted!
Marge: It's called a pueef, Linda.
Marge: It's called a pueef, Linda.
by Lizicle October 17, 2010
5
C Nasty: Dude what smells like soul?
D Vi: Pueeeeeeeeeeef
*as D Vi shoots backwards across the room from the rocket like power of his pueef
D Vi: Pueeeeeeeeeeef
*as D Vi shoots backwards across the room from the rocket like power of his pueef
by D Vi and C Nasty August 29, 2009
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When Lisa’s younger sister jumped on her stomach Lisa pueefed. Everyone heard it, but her pad prevented anyone from seeing the pee.
by Revco3 February 21, 2019