The greatest living being on the planet
The strongest man alive to walk the earth
He eats nails for breakfast and tacks for snacks, and for dinner he feeds babies steroids and then eats them an hour later
AKA the Polish Bigfoot.

Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)