Small round 15 year old who is very lazy. Tends to need poking with stick to be roused from slumber. Consumes astronomical amounts of food yet isn't the size of a walrus (hes the size of a sea lion. trust me theirs a difference). Not really fat but couldnt be labled anything else so he became the fat one. Highly intelligent just to lazy to put it to good use.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.