Female chode; wider than it is deep.
Your mate Jim has a chode; he’d be ideal for your friend Jane, she’s got a rite puddle.
by The Chuddler? December 31, 2019
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A word that really means, "sperm pool". Something a man creates, or a really WEIRD woman makes.
by Myst November 15, 2004
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A person lacking substance or depth. Has nothing much to offer society and might as well off themselves.
by Puddle1Puddle2 August 04, 2017
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Another word for Louisa. Very innocent person with random comments all the time. Video game geek.
She asked the teacher for a bong, she's such a puddle!!
by Kasandra May 05, 2005
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A girl who is so worn out (sexually) that when you have sex with her it feels like stirring a puddle with your penis.
Guy 1: How was she in bed?
Guy 2: Not worth it, she's a total puddle
by dankDefine November 09, 2017
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Puddled is a slang word used in England's north midlands (and possibly further north) to mean that someone is mad, stupid, or unpredictable.
"his missis is as puddled as fuck, but I'd still give 'er one"
by Antman of NZ April 14, 2016
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Tripping extremely hard on LSD. Thoughts and senses amist. Could be scary or pleasant. Commonly used in the hippy culture.
Man, I was puddled during the second set of that Phish concert. I didn't recognize any of my friends and thought Jerry Garcia had risen from the dead and taken the stage.
by mcword October 21, 2006
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