Trent: Oh dude I had horrible shits this morning?
Bob: You should get that shit checked out. You don't want it to be delaware puddy.
Trent: Oh yeah that's right, the girl I fucked in the ass last night had AIDS.
Bob: You should get that shit checked out. You don't want it to be delaware puddy.
Trent: Oh yeah that's right, the girl I fucked in the ass last night had AIDS.
by donny from delaware December 17, 2013
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Semen that comes out of the tip of a penis which is so pasty that the girl's crack appears to be puddied shut.
by puddypooper April 13, 2008
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by Jerry309h August 27, 2010
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A person who has no life or people skills.A person who doesn't keep up on all the latest current events or trends.No clue at all about anything.Lives a very simple home body life and doesn't go out much and interact with people.
Alot of young kids would say this about their parents.My father has no clue what its like to be a kid these days.Father,things were much different when i was a kid.My friend who is 58 is a puddy duddy,hes worked just about everyday of his life never going out and socializing.All he has to talk about is his work.He tries to interact with us younger guys and is boring and totally outa touch with things.
by gary_malcontent August 01, 2010
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a puddy tat is also known as a vag-clap, or a cooter-booter
by matt sandvaj May 02, 2005
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by GiNgErMoNsTa October 29, 2015
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The tip of your cocky is called your pud. Wall puddy is when you run into a wall with a boner and it just flattens your pud, thus, making it look like a wall.
SHIT MAN! I just ran into a wall and hurt my dick. (looks down pants) OH MY GOD! I HAVE WALL PUDDY!
AYYO!
AYYO!
by Max Vineyard March 05, 2004
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