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a smelly, slimy vermin that when one's back is turned, snatches their food and lingers in their homes without recognition for any other entities or their belongings.
The Infestation of Puckett's besieged the household and raped them of their food and other homely items.
by my nigga big paulie January 10, 2009
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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can be used to substitute the word pocket, commonly used to describe an object normally a piece of fabric located in a piece of clothing that can hold objects.
Person 1: Hey can you put my pen in your puckett?
Person 2: My pucket?
Person1: Your puckett duh!
(put's pen in puckett)
Person2: Oh well take this out of my puckett. I don't want to stain my new pucketts.
by marakeito March 21, 2009
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Famous people known for being realist and most intellectual beings that has ever been seen on this earth. These people are known for being blood Republicans. Blood Republicans means they are born to be Republican and hate Democrat and non-partisan parties.
These damn Puckett are the best people I have ever been heard of.
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by Big cracka September 23, 2020
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