a smelly, slimy vermin that when one's back is turned, snatches their food and lingers in their homes without recognition for any other entities or their belongings.
The Infestation of Puckett's besieged the household and raped them of their food and other homely items.
by my nigga big paulie January 10, 2009
can be used to substitute the word pocket, commonly used to describe an object normally a piece of fabric located in a piece of clothing that can hold objects.
Person 1: Hey can you put my pen in your puckett?
Person 2: My pucket?
Person1: Your puckett duh!
(put's pen in puckett)
Person2: Oh well take this out of my puckett. I don't want to stain my new pucketts.
Person 2: My pucket?
Person1: Your puckett duh!
(put's pen in puckett)
Person2: Oh well take this out of my puckett. I don't want to stain my new pucketts.
by marakeito March 21, 2009
A character from the television sitcom iCarly. The ex-girlfriend of Freddie Benson and best friend of Carly Shay. She is aggressive and can beat anyone up, even a professional MMA fighter (See: Skull Crusher)
Sam Puckett: *hits Freddie on the head*
Freddie: *after getting up* NEVER DO THAT AGAIN
Sam: Don’t tell me what to do *hits him again*
Freddie: *after getting up* NEVER DO THAT AGAIN
Sam: Don’t tell me what to do *hits him again*
by Seddie!!! November 17, 2020
When you pull out or start to finish, and blow your load and shoot it into someone's eye, thus blinding them.
"I gave Kim a Kirby Puckett last night, and she got pissed".
"Hahaha, still not as good as the time Drew gave HIMSELF a Kirby Puckett!"
"Hahaha, still not as good as the time Drew gave HIMSELF a Kirby Puckett!"
by Zac Fielder & Josh Fritz July 15, 2005
by Shinndig April 15, 2009
1.) Taking a girl out and spending money on her in hopes of getting some and you get nothing...
2.) another term for jerkin off
2.) another term for jerkin off
by bulldog812 May 01, 2012