"Hey dude..."
"What?.."
"Pubetis."

Also use as;

"Hey man, guess what?"
"What?"
"That chick has HUGE pubas!"
"Omfg, you're right!!"

"OMG IM GONNA FAIL MY TEST AND MY PARENTS R GONNA KILL ME AND IM GONNA GET GROUNDED AND-"
"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"WOOOOSAHHHH"