Pug Sneeze

Noun: The act of ejaculating in a person's ass. The receiving person then places their anus close to the other person's face as possible and farts. The effect is very similar to when a pug sneezes in your face.

Dude, that girl from class totally pug sneezed all over me last night.

by PuggyCook February 14, 2013

Pug taco

Crazy person(s) that are so crazy that they are just meant to be your friends!

Omg! You’re my pug taco, bestie!

by YourBoyKai June 16, 2021

pug the dog

To finish one's drink at the pub and go home to give the wife a shag. Used when a) one is full up with beer or b) one has run out of beer tokens.

Bloody hell man! I've run out of beer tokens. I will just have to go home and pug the dog unless you can give me a sub?

by PCPuss June 30, 2009

pug-ugly

An unfortunate looking person. British in origin referring to a boxers (PUGilists) smashed face.

Someone must have stepped on his face as a baby because he is just pug-ugly!

by Mikey Sue July 31, 2017

Pug Wall

Shrine dedicated to pugs. Usually on the wall of the main room of the house.

"Dude, nice pug wall."
"Thanks, my favorite is the pug dressed like Jabba the Hut."

by Hip Swizzle Bae September 6, 2018

like a pug

Pugs are cool

E.g-if someone say to you like a pug you are savage af

That boi- like a pug 🔥✋💢💢bro

Bro-savage af

by Pug boi😂😂👌✋🔥 March 5, 2017

black pug!

Better than white pugs. not racist. sorry. black pug!.

MAYA IS BEST cause she black pug!

by sdjo;ds;nljdbgs November 12, 2019