He has an enormous penis and has all the girls chasing after him because of his raging six pack it feels like a area of mountains on his stomach! Not only does Ptolemy look sexy he sounds acts and smells sexy as well! He has the best personality and has sex with every fit girl walking!
Girl 1: “I wish I was back in Ptolemy’s bed!”
Girl 2: “I’m going there tonight!”
Another 6 girls: “ so are all of us!”
Girl 2: “I’m going there tonight!”
Another 6 girls: “ so are all of us!”
by Tinglewingle54 December 23, 2018
He is the sexiest person the world has ever seen, will gain very hot girlfriends and will be faithful to them.
Girl : Have you seen Ptolemy?
Boy : Yea
Girl: He's sooo sexy!
Boy: Errrm, OK.
Girl (Charlotte) : I just wanna kiss him.
Boy ( backing away slowly) : okay...
Boy : Yea
Girl: He's sooo sexy!
Boy: Errrm, OK.
Girl (Charlotte) : I just wanna kiss him.
Boy ( backing away slowly) : okay...
by charlotteissexy May 28, 2019
When you are standing in the mirror and take a photo of yourself completely naked grinning and cover your genitals with a vinegar bottle.
person 1 - “did you see his recent post...he was ‘dirty ptolemying’”
person 2 - “no way! i’ve never done a ‘dirty ptolemy”
person 1 - “you should try it, you get a lot of clout”
person 2 - “no way! i’ve never done a ‘dirty ptolemy”
person 1 - “you should try it, you get a lot of clout”
by nothing lass ;) April 30, 2020