A certified and trained prostitute of the mind, who naturally charges for his/her services by the hour.

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.

A person licensed by the state with a doctoral degree. Psychologists assess and treat people's mental health.

someone who thinks that problems thought up by the mind can be solved by even more thinking

Ordinary people who went to college for about 10 years after high school just to be able to listen to lunatics bitch all day long. They also have a shitload of student loans. A good movie that illustrates a Doctor's struggles in this profession is called "What about Bob?".

1. Friend-for-pay.
2. A pathological liar.
3. A better and happier person than the patient.

Useless.