Mexican/Irish co-host of loveline with Dr. Drew. Often does impressions of Gene Simmons, Spencer Pratt, and his own character, Rudy. Frequently comments on his small penis. Recovering drug addict. Extremely ripped and dead sexy. Has some homosexual tendancies.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A Mexican on Loveline that is part of the MWSP(Men With Small Penises) who can change his voice into a gay former inmate, a dude that made a 'sick' Religion, and an insane indian guy that has special issues. Constantly having awkward moments with his hidden homosexuality on air, and is an awesome co-host on the show. He is known for bringing the 'Stinky Pinky' game to light on air, which may sound like a crude sexual act, but it a children's word game.