The lowest form of life on earth. An asshole who gets paid, frequently by the state, to judge and label people, trying to convince them that all of their problems in life are due to some genetic disorder caused by a chemical imbalance (which is totally false), and not simply due to a maladaptive way of dealing with extreme stress, etc. Their main goal after labelling and pathologizing a patient-victim is to drug them with chemicals that actually work by CREATING chemical imbalances and damaging the brain. Furthermore, they cause severe withdrawal syndrome mimicking the supposed "illness", making it seem as though it is the "condition" returning. They totally fry the brain, and actually shrink it over time and basically make the person a vegetable, along with a litany of other disorders. A psychiatrist is someone who preys on the vulnerable, and asserts authority and poisons them to death, with drugs worse than crack. Basically on the same level as murderers, child molesters, and far worse than people who sell crack or heroin, since at least those drugs make you feel good, whereas psychiatric drugs give you a chemical lobotomy.
Dave: Chris is despairing of life and went to see a psychiatrist for help.
Tom: Holy shit! Tell him to do anything to get the FUCK away from him, and off those fucking drugs before his chemical lobotomy gives him permanent brain damage. Also tell him to just learn cognitive ways of dealing with his problems. That psychiatrist is a motherfucking asshole.
Dave: I went to see a psychiatrist yesterday, I was philosophizing about life, and it got me down. The psychiatrist said I had bipolar disorder and needed antipsychotics.
Tom: Don't listen to anything that asshole, or his staff said. Tell him to give those drugs to himself, his staff, his kids, and go back to his original job of being a glory hole employee.
Chris: I learned that psychiatrists are pathetic scum cocksuckers! Shrinks shrink your brain, and they suck dicks!
Tom: Holy shit! Tell him to do anything to get the FUCK away from him, and off those fucking drugs before his chemical lobotomy gives him permanent brain damage. Also tell him to just learn cognitive ways of dealing with his problems. That psychiatrist is a motherfucking asshole.
Dave: I went to see a psychiatrist yesterday, I was philosophizing about life, and it got me down. The psychiatrist said I had bipolar disorder and needed antipsychotics.
Tom: Don't listen to anything that asshole, or his staff said. Tell him to give those drugs to himself, his staff, his kids, and go back to his original job of being a glory hole employee.
Chris: I learned that psychiatrists are pathetic scum cocksuckers! Shrinks shrink your brain, and they suck dicks!
by Dissenter123 May 27, 2020
With the fall of the poppy came psychiatry, and because death needs a hand, so came the psychiatrist.
by Phoenix Vindicare August 06, 2006
by Doc_B April 14, 2015
by mystikkal December 18, 2009
A crazy, neurotic, drug dealing asshole that bitches about his taxes all day long, and then sits his coward ass back in his little office, and drugs people into disability.
psychiatrist: ok, here's some meds to get you sleeping at night and help your anxiety, so you can go back to work, and get off this 'cycle of dependency'.
by asshole54 June 02, 2015
A doctor who prescribes medication in hopes that their patients' lives will improve. While prescription medications do help in most cases, they will NOT improve your life dramatically.
Psychiatry should not be confused with psychotherapy, which is a process in which you talk to a "licensed" psychotherapist about your personal problems.
Neither of these methods are effective for major depression -- suicide is your best option!
Psychiatry should not be confused with psychotherapy, which is a process in which you talk to a "licensed" psychotherapist about your personal problems.
Neither of these methods are effective for major depression -- suicide is your best option!
After visiting a psychiatrist:
Wellbutrin XL -- take one 300 mg tablet in the morning
Seroquel -- take one 100 mg tablet before bedtime
THESE MEDICATIONS DON'T SEEM TO BE HELPING ASSHOLE!!!
Wellbutrin XL -- take one 300 mg tablet in the morning
Seroquel -- take one 100 mg tablet before bedtime
THESE MEDICATIONS DON'T SEEM TO BE HELPING ASSHOLE!!!
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