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Psuedo Sex is like normal sex but the guy has such a small penis

that the girl can barely feel it.
i tried to have sex with Fred last night. But it was it turned out to be psuedo sex. I'm not sure if his penis made it in.
by xXWEEDGOD420Xx September 17, 2017
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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