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A person having similar defining characteristics of a stereotypical Jewish practitioner despite not participating in the religion.
i.e. having a combination of 2 or more of the following:
a big nose, Jew fro, being stingy, liking bagels.
Scott: Hey, who's that new guy eating the bagel with the Jew fro and big nose?

Mike: oh him? Ya, he looks like a Jew, but I hear he's Catholic.

Scott: And I shall call him Pseudojew.
by The_Pseudojew August 26, 2009
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A pseudojew is a gentile who is married to a jew and worships jews, and therefore supports Israel, Zionism, jewish superiority, jewish domination, and anything and everything jewish.
Jamie Dimon (CEO of JPMorgan) claims he's a gentile, but the truth is, he's married to a jewess so in fact he's a pseudojew.
by Authorized User August 27, 2016
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