Urban Dictionary: Pseudo-Blumpkin

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When you're using a laptop to chat with a friend on Facebook while taking a shit and masturbating.

1. I was taking a huge dump the other day, and I totally pseudo-blumpkin'd Bryan. There was jizz all over my toilet and my computer. He was chatting with me on Facebook, completely unaware.

by Chariot Driver May 29, 2009

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pee pee poo poo hours

When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.

“I’m tired I wanna go home”

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”

by A7sa July 03, 2019

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Pseudo-Blumpkin

The action of urinating whilst receiving a rim job (having anus orally stimulated).

Give the man a pseudo-blumpkin

by Tiffany's Toyboy July 23, 2009

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