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An Item in the pokemon video game which ups attack.
My Piplup was a weak piece of shit till I crammed nine Proteins into it.
by Lord Damon October 09, 2009
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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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the main building blocks to give you big muscles
can be found in the fluid called (cum) that a girl normally swallows
person1: dude your girls hench man check out them thighs!
me: yeh she likes the protein if you know what i mean
person1: you must get alot of head
me: yeh 4 times a day
person1: lucky (cunt)
by steiger May 20, 2006
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Cum, skeet, man jam, jiz, honey dew...referring to the sexual secretions of the male or female human.
The closet vegan asked, "Where do you get your protein."

I replied, "I get more than enough protein from my favorite food.
by Ganga June 23, 2005
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Another colloqualism formed by middle-class Gs in Perthian suburbia, protein supposedly means provincial support, but is mostly used as a sort self put-up.
"You so fat, you look like Kirstie Alley!"
"Ay ay ay, don't put me down man, man I got protein!"
by Alex Quantashassle May 30, 2005
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