Someone who is always seen holding his pint, afraid to leave it on a table or bar counter for whatever reason. Also common in many party photographs.
I went through the photographs of James' party last night. Peter was holding a ruddy glass of Guinness in every photo, he's a real pint protector.
by James the Paranoid Android November 01, 2009
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1) A southern term for the upper or top part of the inner thigh on a female that is larger or has more fat on it then the lower part of the inner thigh.

2) The thicker part of the upper inner thigh on a female that protects the private parts from being seen while wearing a skirt or dress.

saddlebags
Girl, I was checking Facebook while I was on the toilet and dropped my phone. If it wasn't for my coochie protectors my phone would have went right thru my legs and into the toilet.

saddlebags
by Puerto Rican Rose August 20, 2017
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A woolen knit cap with a baseball cap style bill. Worn with the bill facing backwards, it protects a mullet from rain and snow while keeping the wearer's head warm.
My new mullet protector kept my head warm and my mullet dry while I went searching for roadkill during the blizzard last week.
by Oxford WT December 13, 2008
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An offshoot of the adjective rerist, rer protector is the official job title of a large, generally male, friend designated to ward off those labeled "rerist" and/or creepy joes who may try to get all up on you on subways, in clubs, or on any sort of public outing or transport.
Corrine: "That guy is totally rerin' me with his eyes right now!"

Nicole: "Don't look here! Rer protector Cody get 'um!!!"
by Reed0920 February 05, 2009
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Someone that protects your cock.
Opposite if a cock blocker


A.k.a
CP
Cool person
Guy 1: Dude can you be a cock protector and make sure everything goes good.
Guy 2. Yeah bro.
by previan February 16, 2009
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1. Super hero based on yann blomquist who harnesses the power of electricity, and has cables, exrension chords, and power chords which make up his arm/ hand region.

Serge the protector's logo is made up of a surge protector and its cable surrounded by lightning bolts/electricity.

Serge has been often known to wear vests, plad shirts, and hiking boots during the day, and his coustume with arm bands, and saddle shoes while fighting crime.
FRANCE NEEDS A HERO!
what is this?
It is SERGE THE PROTECTOR!
haw, haw, haw, we are savved!
by the gentile gangsta' December 24, 2003
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When a woman uses a beverage coozie specifically to stop from freezing her vagina when holding a beer between her legs, the coozie is called a cooter protector.
Yikes! This beer is cold! Don't y'all have a cooter protector I can slip on it to keep from freezing my cooter?
by JanePlayDough July 14, 2011
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