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A word that can be interchanged with any other noun when describing a person
Pete didn’t root that chick because she had a hairy box…what a prostocio!
by Conrad670 October 02, 2005
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A word that can be used to describe a person who is a lesser life form.

Usually as a put down, but as with most words on the street it can mean the opposite.
This guy is wearing a pink t-shirt - what a prostocio.
Hey prostocio it is your round.
This prostocio can't even hit the ball.
Where has that prostocio gone?
Why would that prostocio do something like that, what a prostocio!
Pete and Luca - what a pair of prostocio's.
Danny got into a fight with some prostocio.
Con's hair makes him look like a prostocio.
Mark does as much homework as a prostocio.
Christian is a prostocio for being so pussy whipped.
Dean - now he is one sexy prostocio.
Anthony, he is one prostocio that uses the word prostocio way too much, he is a prostocio.
Adam typifies all there is to being a prostocio.
by Johnny670 October 03, 2005
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