Like prostiboots, just pants. Something you'd expect to find on a hooker; tight leather, leopard prints, that sort of thing.

the inability to urinate.
to not be able to pass urine.
no pee pee.

Best friends who are the town tramps.

The opposite of constipation, i.e., diarrhea. See also: Hershey Squirts, trots, Montezuma's Revenge.