He ran out to get some condoms, and I said, bring a little extra money so you can buy something for your constipation. That's when he told me about Prophylaxatives.

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you