Urban Dictionary: Promasturbate

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Procrastinating an important task in favour of masturbation.

Dude #1: Dude, did you finish the assignment?
Dude #2: No way dude, I decided to promasturbate instead.
Dude #1: dude that's fucking gross what the fu

by 33000Emails February 10, 2017

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Fracking

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012

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promasturbate

Procrastinating, but with masturbation :)

Guy: Hey dude, did you finish your project?
Dude: Naw, I've been promasturbating
Guy: Nice one, I love to promasturbate, but I never get work done
Dude: ;)

by MomsKnife August 29, 2014

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