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Sporting a stiff, rigid hard on through the duration of a party or social event knowing your date is going to suck and fuck you silly as soon as you get home.
Will this reception ever end? I got prom dong and need relief.

My balls are aching from prom dong.

I was so loaded from prom dong all night I nearly blew the back of her head off when I nutted her throat.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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