To projaculate is, simply, to projectile ejaculate. Similar to projectile vomiting but more enjoyable.
'My fish is dead! I was having a slap over my DVD of 'embarrassing bodies' when I projaculated and shot a hole in his tank'.
by Figaro666 January 12, 2011
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by lilbabiey November 30, 2018
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When somone vomits their emotions and feelings on you or when they jump to conclusions about how you feel based on no actual evidence.
(After a 10 minute venting session)...Guy 1: "You think I'm stupid don't you? You just think I'm the dumbest person after what I just told you"
Guy 2: "Bro, you're projaculate (ing). I have literally have been just listening this whole time"
Guy 2: "Bro, you're projaculate (ing). I have literally have been just listening this whole time"
by reemyb January 29, 2021
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To ejaculate, like a boss.
I was up in the mezzanine this one time, and Samantha walked in, and I projaculated. She was dead impressed.
by TheFilcher March 15, 2011
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