The flip side of the Fox News viewer. Like their conservative counterparts progressives believe themselves intellectually and morally superior to anyone of a different political persuasion. Also Like the Fox News junkie they often ruin your Thanksgivings and turn every conversation into a political one so they can excuse and ignore the failures of their life. They consume an unhealthy amount of news (usually TYT) and can be found jerking each other off on reddit. Also like the Fox News conservative They see the world as black and white and are responsible for the death of civility, empathy, and community. Progressive snobs and conservative trolls have turned the internet into an embarrassing nightmare.
Hey John are you a progressive or conservative? Neither, I enjoy peace and harmony. I’m also allergic to bullshit.
by Poopooonyou March 29, 2020
1. The new Derogatory term for "Libtard" aka "Liberal" aka Commie or Socialist.
2. Individual in favor of reviving said early 1900's movement to cull corporate and government corruption, protecting the average American, and expanding civil rights.
2. Individual in favor of reviving said early 1900's movement to cull corporate and government corruption, protecting the average American, and expanding civil rights.
1. Damn Progressives! They want to destroy our way of life by taxing the shit out of us and making the government run every damn thing by socialising America so they can bow down to those terrorists and commies while taking away our guns so that we can't fight back. Fucking Liberal baby killing pinko unamerican surrenderist welfare state handout socialists!
2. Damn government! They're robbing the middle class Americans so they can give money to the rich by cutting their taxes and bailing them out with our social security we paid for and giving them monopolies on everything we damn well need like gas and healthcare while they screw over the working class who can barely keep a family working 3 different jobs! Fucking scumbags want to cut low income benefits so we all end up like penniless beggers on the street so the wall street fat cats can buy better private jets.
2. Damn government! They're robbing the middle class Americans so they can give money to the rich by cutting their taxes and bailing them out with our social security we paid for and giving them monopolies on everything we damn well need like gas and healthcare while they screw over the working class who can barely keep a family working 3 different jobs! Fucking scumbags want to cut low income benefits so we all end up like penniless beggers on the street so the wall street fat cats can buy better private jets.
by CommandoDude August 31, 2010
(prəˈɡresiv) 1. To be a champion of free thought in any society. 2. An individual who advocates pushing past societal and cultural norms to achieve equality and equity. 3. One who advocates for progress regardless of circumstance by any reasonable means necessary.
by Cpt Flags August 22, 2018
1. The epic and unparalleled event of taking multiple alcoholic shots, the number of which is significant (ie. years of marriage, number of V-cards taken, etc.), in order to expedite the process of pregaming. The use of a theme song is highly recommended, though not required.
2. The act of progressing.
2. The act of progressing.
"Dood, Timmy just took a 13 shot progression for his frat's 13th anniversary and now he's puking in the bathtub."
by Meesch April 18, 2013
1. favoring meaningful progress in addressing a problem without having to follow an ideological bias or loyalty
2. dedicated to ignoring unproductive political posturing or infighting and getting to a reasonable solution
2. dedicated to ignoring unproductive political posturing or infighting and getting to a reasonable solution
I can't help being a progressative, because I'm hungry for intelligent change, and I'm so tired of listening to those politicians that talk nothing but conservative or progressive purity and accomplish nothing that helps people improve their futures.
by KKattA March 03, 2021
What we humans claim we are making as we consume non-renewable resources and generally make each other miserable.
Bill - "I heard 14 men died during the construction of the Empire State Building."
Tom - "A small price to pay for progress!"
Tom - "A small price to pay for progress!"
by urdanbictionary October 15, 2008
A process that miraculously produces a product that appears well done to a fractional minority of people.
by mnm3808 August 04, 2009