Peter Pan Progressives are often middle aged white guys who refer to each other as "My Brutha" and have never taken the time or effort to analyze what they really believe or why they believe it. Often live at home with their Mom. Dress preppy and drive sports cars. Hang on the fringes of upper class society and actually think they are part of it. Their female counterparts also prefer the country club look. Once dated a "black guy" and think Jon Stewart is the messiah.

i don't know the difference between neo progressive and plain old pre squad progressive

Oh look, there is Toby and Debbie. A felony in progress!

It took me thirty years to become the best. It was a micro progression.

Ciara made partial transcendent progress because she had her dick surgically removed.

“Dang she’s really short dude.”

“Nah, she’s just tall in progress”

“Ohhhh”

We tried to unload the truck but Ed was a shanker on the prick of progress