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Profucktive

To be proactive or productive in an area that is of no use

To pursue the hobbie/career of being a skater is a profucktive use of time

by Jodi Bullet May 15, 2008

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Profucktive

When you're trying to be productive, but fuck up, turning it into being Profucktive.

Person 1: Man, I'm really behind on this project.
Person 2: Yeah, I'm just being really profucktive, not doing much.

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Profucktive

Excelling in an area related to or focusing on sex and/or masturbation.

1: I was abnormally profucktive last night.

2: Oh yeah? Hook up with some chicks?

1: Well I don't want to brag bu

3: HE WAS UP ALL NIGHT MASTURBATING

by lotsaspaghetti March 04, 2010

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profucktive

when you are so busy working and being productive but manage to squeeze in a really hot fuck session

her: oh wow, i had a stack of papers to enter and spreadsheets to update but i took a longer break and we had the hottest sex ever!
coworker: no wonder you're so happy at work! you're profucktive to the nth!

by wingedunicorn January 28, 2013