Tim never did his homework and eventually failed chemistry due to his constant procrasturbation when he was supposed to be studying.

1. I still have to write this eulogy, but I just keep procrasturbating all night.

2. Well, I was gonna masturbate, but I kinda ended up writing this eulogy instead. You know me and procrasturbation.

Having nothing else to do, Bernard decided to procrasturbate until he passed out.

Instead of writing my essay i engaged in shameful, all day, procrasturbation.

Whilst I was urgently required to complete a report I did not want to work on, I was also in need of dishonorable discharge. So I started to procrasturbate.

I have a paper due tomorrow morning, but I haven't gotten anything done and I'm tired now because of my extensive procrasturbation.

-Hey man did you write your paper yet?

-Well I was about to start it, but instead I looked at porn and spent the whole afternoon procrasturbating.