Urban Dictionary: Procrasturbating

Procrasturbating

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.

I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasturbating, so fuck that noise.

by The Middle Man January 29, 2003

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Procrasturbating

Masturbating in order to avoid attending to one's responsibilities.

"I gotta stop procrasturbating and get some homework done. I'm getting sore anyway."

by Joe the Philosopher November 25, 2009

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Procrasturbating

To spend your time masturbating when you should be doing other things

Man I didn't get any work done earlier, I was too busy Procrasturbating!

by b2b April 14, 2009

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Procrasturbating

To masturbate when you should be studying.

I had an exam to study for but I didn't wantto do it so I went and masturbated, engaging in Procrasturbating.

by Zachary Carapetis July 10, 2008

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Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by the act of masturbating.

"Hey dude, my mom caught me procrasturbating so now I have to go finish my homework...and start attending church again"

by D-daii March 25, 2010

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Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by masturbating.

With so many finals to study for, I spent many night procrasturbating!

by xHoneyBeex May 18, 2011

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Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by masturbating

I forgot to do my book report because I was procrasturbating

by Sportsguy1991 June 02, 2013

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