Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

The act of jerking off as a way of putting off schoolwork or other shitty, unpleasant tasks.

Masturbating in order to avoid attending to one's responsibilities.

The act of masturbating as a form of procrastination.

Variant of procrastinate, but connoting the heightened pleasure achieved during the performance of otherwise mundane activities when said activities are performed as an act of procrastination. Can also connote the subsequent desperate guilt or depression felt upon becoming fully aware of true nature of the act. Succinctly expresses the essence of the wise adage, “Procrastination is a lot like masturbation: it seems like a lot of fun until you realize you’re just fucking yourself.”

To spend your time masturbating when you should be doing other things