I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasturbating, so fuck that noise.

"I gotta stop procrasturbating and get some homework done. I'm getting sore anyway."

Man I didn't get any work done earlier, I was too busy Procrasturbating!

I had an exam to study for but I didn't wantto do it so I went and masturbated, engaging in Procrasturbating.

"Hey dude, my mom caught me procrasturbating so now I have to go finish my homework...and start attending church again"

With so many finals to study for, I spent many night procrasturbating!

I forgot to do my book report because I was procrasturbating