/prə(ʊ)ˈkrasturbert/
verb
past tense : procrasturbated; past participle : procrasturbated
delay or postpone action and masturbate instead; put off doing something and have a wank.
verb
past tense : procrasturbated; past participle : procrasturbated
delay or postpone action and masturbate instead; put off doing something and have a wank.
Roger wanted to mow the lawn this afternoon but procrasturbated a couple of times and now has a sore wrist. Hand to gland combat ruins lives...
by WelshRuffster May 10, 2016
Whilst I was urgently required to complete a report I did not want to work on, I was also in need of dishonorable discharge. So I started to procrasturbate.
by BoredMiner April 22, 2009
Man I have this book report due but it's ok if I procrasturbate first, now I have to come up with some bull-shit excuse to tell my teacher.
by Shaunquavious March 18, 2010
to pleasure oneself while deferring action of another task.
replacing a responsible and necessary action with masturbation.
replacing a responsible and necessary action with masturbation.
while conducting research online for school work, eddie quickly began to procrasturbate when a pornographic website suddenly took his attention in another direction.
by pezlikecandy June 19, 2011
Guy one: I can't go to the movie right now!
Guy two: What are you going to do? go home and PROCRASTURBATE?
Guy two: What are you going to do? go home and PROCRASTURBATE?
by Williamjmcelroy August 14, 2009
1. I have to go buy more milk but I’m going to procrasturbate first.
2. Procrastination is like masturbation.... the only person you’re fucking is yourself.
2. Procrastination is like masturbation.... the only person you’re fucking is yourself.
by GarAssNigga December 06, 2017
by Justin Jeffery McCulloch April 10, 2011