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/prə(ʊ)ˈkrasturbert/
verb
past tense : procrasturbated; past participle : procrasturbated
delay or postpone action and masturbate instead; put off doing something and have a wank.
verb
past tense : procrasturbated; past participle : procrasturbated
delay or postpone action and masturbate instead; put off doing something and have a wank.
Roger wanted to mow the lawn this afternoon but procrasturbated a couple of times and now has a sore wrist. Hand to gland combat ruins lives...
by WelshRuffster May 10, 2016
Jun 25 Word of the Day
When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"
"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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1.) To waste time (procrastinate) by pleasuring oneself (masturbate), putting off other work that one should be doing by masturbating.
2.) To screw oneself (figuratively) by not doing work when one should be.
2.) To screw oneself (figuratively) by not doing work when one should be.
I had an english paper due, but I spent all day yesterday procrasturbaiting, and boy am I in trouble now.
by spizzman November 30, 2004
4
(v) To waste time pleasuring oneself.
Background: Term coined by Bernard Bangwanger to accurately describe his daily activities.
Background: Term coined by Bernard Bangwanger to accurately describe his daily activities.
by Branden Hart October 20, 2004
5
Whilst I was urgently required to complete a report I did not want to work on, I was also in need of dishonorable discharge. So I started to procrasturbate.
by BoredMiner April 22, 2009
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Man I have this book report due but it's ok if I procrasturbate first, now I have to come up with some bull-shit excuse to tell my teacher.
by Shaunquavious March 18, 2010