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To give a friend any reason whatsoever (legitimate or not) to put off doing something important.
Thank you, my friend, for your procrastissistance. Without you I’d have had time to do all that paperwork.
by McD87 April 25, 2020
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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