Taking an extremely long shit (duration not length) in order to put off doing your work a little longer. Often accompanied by playing games on your phone

Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.

Making an unnecessary and time consuming bowel movement in order to postpone some other more important activity. This is usually accompanied by another distraction, such as reading a book or using a mobile phone, even after the deposit has been made and the paperwork is complete. a.k.a. Dumping delay.