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Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.
No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.
by Aaronface September 22, 2009
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Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
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v. the act of using masterbation to distract oneself from attempt or completion of important tasks.
I should have studied for this final last night, but I was too busy procrastibating.
by B.Island.T January 07, 2011
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the act of "massaging" ones genitalia in order to put off more important activities/commitments.
Mother: Can you take out the rubbish?
Son: Yeah in a minute... im just.... err... busy.
Mother: Stop procrastibating and take the rubbish .
by Max the milkman and Pricycle January 19, 2009
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When one is masturbating so they don't have to do something important. i.e. Homework, Project, etc.
Im procrastibating instead of doing my Language Arts project
by McCrackhead September 12, 2010
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The act of avoiding or putting off necessary tasks or chores through self-masturbation
I bet your Matt didn't do any work for his Energy, Markets and Risk exam last night. He was probably too busy procrastibating.
by jewboy89 May 15, 2013
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