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The development of arthritic symptoms from long, extended hours of procrasterbating. Symptoms deriving usually in the wrists, fingers, hands and feet.
Todd had a knot near his third digit on his right hand, with severe arthritic pain after several several hours of procrasterbating. He was diagnosed with Procrasterbitis and told to use his other hand for a week and sent home!
by The Pimp Named Shamrock February 22, 2011
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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