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The urge to pee in the middle of the night, but you are too lazy or tired to get up and use the bathroom, thus keeping you half awake and robbing you of good sleep.
I procrastapeed from 3am, til 5 am when I finally went to the bathroom and then slept soundly till 9am.
by BMWBiker September 02, 2014
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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