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Pro-vaxxer

Someone who trusts the medical advances that have helped to eliminate some deadly illnesses and greatly reduce the presence and deadliness of others.

Someone who doesn't shill for the baby coffin industry.
Juniper: "I don't believe in poisoning my baby with vaccines. I'll just put potato slices in his socks and diffuse some fuckin dōTERRA® oils."

Pro-vaxxer: "Sounds like you're shilling for the baby coffin industry, but ok."
by PooOnShu January 01, 2019
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
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A person smart enough to understand how vaccines work and accept a medical intervention that the overwhelming majority of doctors, scientists, immunologists, and every major health organization recommend.
I'm a pro-vaxxer so I get my medical advise from my doctor, not former playmate Jenny Mccarthy.
by Other Named Rose January 01, 2019
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I am a Pro-Vaxxer, because I want my kids to live past the age of 3.
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Someone who gets vaccines and vaccinates their kids because they’re not fucking dumb.
I’m a pro-vaxxer because I don’t want my child to die, Karen.
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A person who is smart enough to keep their children alive for the foreseeable future, rather than exposing them to archaic diseases that would be completely extinct. Typically a person with a functional brain.
Ashley is a pro-vaxxer because she knows her children deserve to live healthy, disease free lives.
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Someone who understands that doctors and immunologists have a far greater understanding of the risks and benefits of vaccine safety than a self described expert on social media or a blog. A pro-vaxxer is often vocal because they understand that diseases like whooping could (pertusis) continue to cause until suffering and even death; but is very preventable with a safe vaccine. Pro-vaxxers are often scientists, doctors or people who have lost loved ones dues to vaccine preventable diseases.
A pro-vaxxer answered my questions about vaccine safety and I am seeing my doctor for more expert information.
by Skeptimite January 01, 2019
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