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The anal cavity of a convict, used to store valued possessions like drugs and weapons. Keistering is the fine art of stashing and withdrawing items from the prison wallet.
How'd he get that shit past security?
Easy, he just stashed it in his prison wallet.
by K. Washington July 26, 2016
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Apr 23 Word of the Day
1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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2
Using the anus as a wallet in prison to sneak in assorted goods.
Hey man I snuck some coke in for us in my prison wallet.
by Tommy Buns 654 May 22, 2013
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3
The anal cavity of an inmate, so named for its ability to smuggle valuables into a prision or stash them for safe keeping. Due to "recreational activity" prisoners often leave with a larger prison wallets than when they arrive.
Prison life bound to be dull, but due to years of fisting the convict managed to bring 3 kilos of smack and a boombox in his prison wallet.
by Cuntoleezza Rice February 01, 2007
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4
rectum. Used in smuggling contraband into a facility or moving contraband within secure areas of a facility. Also simply as "wallet"
C/O: When Hoskins comes in from the work detail, take him to medical for a cavity search. I hear he's packing dope in his prison wallet
by LT McGunn June 27, 2011
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You're not supposed to put Tums in your prison wallet, you're supposed to eat them!
by DonnieBaker-StateLaw September 22, 2020
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The term for someone's butthole when they are in prison.
You're not supposed to put Tums in your prison wallet, you're supposed to eat them!
by DonnieBaker-StateLaw September 22, 2020
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