Printers are man's inhumanity to man. I hate printers. They give you nothing but shit.

Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

a fart that leaves a mark on your underwear

Piece of computer hardware used as an output device. It prints what the computer sends to it, usually over a printer cable or USB cable.

Someone who counterfeits money.

titty fucking a bitch or hoe while she has a white shirt on or analing a bitch wearing a white thong.