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Printers are man's inhumanity to man. I hate printers. They give you nothing but shit.
The Bullshit Man: "Printers are bullshit!"
by Ugh69 September 30, 2018
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May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
by Eperdu October 12, 2003
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a fart that leaves a mark on your underwear
Fart!!! Uh oh...i better go check my pants, i think that one was a printer!
by pfloyd February 20, 2003
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Piece of computer hardware used as an output device. It prints what the computer sends to it, usually over a printer cable or USB cable.
Wow, that printer prints fast!
by Apul January 29, 2003
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Someone who counterfeits money.
Me: I don't need no job.

Other person: Why not?

Me: Cause I'm a muh-fuckin printer. I print my own goddamn money.

Other person: Go ahead, hustler, make that money.
by Da printer October 25, 2009
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titty fucking a bitch or hoe while she has a white shirt on or analing a bitch wearing a white thong.
Girl 1: Holy shit I just got a printer last night... my panties will never be white again ;)
Girl 2: dayummmmm dat sounds kinky ;) ;)
by White Bangor May 25, 2010
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