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Some one who won't let you run in the damn halls when a teacher is trying to kill you
Player: *runs*
Principal: no running in the halls.
Player: FUCK YOU
by Vincenta kittydog October 14, 2018
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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A fake job given to someone in order to make it them feel important.
Peshe the little kid pretended to be a principal
by TruthseeKINGfowl December 05, 2016
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principal: "well joe, i will have to call your parents because that is what the board tells me is the correct procedure although you only threw a snowball at a wall. Snowballs are VERY dangerous according to the board.

joe: "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
by SWHSkiDd July 08, 2010
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A former football coach with 2 losing seasons
Secretary: "The principal is coming to observe your class tomorrow, Mr. Smith"

Mr. Smith: "Oh, the joys of teaching band. Now I'll get to hear about why it's my fault we're 24th seed this year."
by saxman76 October 16, 2010
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the person your teacher sends you to when they can't handle the stupid shit you do anymore, or they're on their period

a principal will give you a lecture on how to behave and a detention if it was really bad you'll be suspended
Student A: the stupid bitch sent me to the principal
Student B: what happened?
Student A: he got some sand in his vag so he gave me a detention
by applealex November 30, 2009
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