The original Prince of Butts, who lived in the days of the old, spent his time like many other boys- planting flowerbeds,sewing his own clothing,and sipping fine wines. He was known to watch birds, admiring their flamboyant plumage, which he would harvest to create extravagant feathered hats. He was often caught plucking feathers of exotic birds, even those owned by others and endangered species. The Prince of Butts at a young age awed people with his inclination for ballroom dancing. All too often he was caught having sword fights with other young men and boys, and was chided for his actions. He was a brash young lad. but being driven by his deterination to have the curiousities in his mind answered and forbidden dreams made true, with long black hair flowing he rode out early one morn to begin his quest. The tales of his journeys and exploits are extensive, as he encountered the menliest of men- Butt Fabio, Sergio Aldio, and many others.

Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'

Quickely get the KY Jelly , Wolfgangs got his staff out!

this canadien bastard that goes to long reach and thinks that he will make the nhl but hes the only canadien that suks at hockey

man i was at a party, gaydrian was there acting like the prince of butts

Dude,I watched Anna Nicole last night,and that flamer Bobby Trendy was on it.
Yeah,he's gay!