An obnoxious bastard with an ignorant girlfriend who seems to pinch other girls in either the ass or back, he is a failure at most of the sports he puts himself in, generally boasting his titanic sized ego. Generally a fake-drunk and a loser. Likes to make fun of other's weight when he himself has nothing to brag. Has internal conflict as his girlfriend as she cannot find his tiny penis.

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.